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I HAVE A GERMAN READER !!!!!

2010-01-27T17:15:00.005+08:00

So today I visited my profile in nuffnang.com.my just to check the amount of readers I had this week ( of course it decreases like hell compare to last year cos I rarely update my blog ). But what suprised me is I have a GERMAN reader for today, I was stunned cos I thought why in the world a german would knew my blog.

Then I went to see how did he stumbled into my blog, maybe from his friend's recommendation in Germany, as you all know I'm a famous guy around the globe.

And and and you know what I saw, he came across my blog from google search when he was actually searching about " Super Enlarged Cock ". WHAT THE HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Since when my blog actually became a porn blog and how did this desperate guy entered my blog to search about his private part. HAHAHAH I almost got heart attack when I saw this. Since when I actually posted myself naked in this blog.

Left Click the picture to enlarge.

School.

2010-01-11T22:46:00.002+08:00

School has started for more then a week of course, and yeah this is my last year in school. I have a mix feeling about this year as this is my last year in school it's both sad, happy and frustrated of course. I'm now suffering as I've slacked with form 4's studies and of couse it's coming back now, I was as lazy a person can be last year as far as I can remember my time in form 4 can actually be summed up with three words. PLAY PLAY PLAY .

However I hope I can recover this year and in order to achieve that I am going to have a hectice week ahead of the year. This is my week schedule.

Monday - Rest
Tuesday - Guitar Class, Phy and Chem tuition
Wednesday - Rest
Thursday- Phy and Chem tuition
Friday - Gym
Saturday- Bio and Maths tuition.

So you see mostly of my classes are science subjects and it's not I don't really about the others, it's because subjects and Sejarah is pretty useless. I repear it's USELESS. Why do I say so?

Would you tell me what have you learnt from the Malaysian Sejarah version? Did you realised it is mostly repetition from Form 1? I am pretty sure if I conduct my survery with the students 8 out of 10 would surely cancel off Sejarah if it is optional.

What is Malaysian Sejarah? Who the hell was Datuk Maharajalela, Rentap, or Mat Salleh? Do you think I give a shit on those people. What have they done to influence the younger generation like us, just because they killed the Residence of Perak was that even a big deal?

My ultimate goal for this year is to score in SPM and see what I will do next. But please remember Form 5's this maybe your SPM year but at the same time it is your last year in school uniform.

Snatch Theft

2010-01-04T18:57:00.001+08:00

Talking about snatch theft, specifically in our country Malaysia. You people really need to see this video and salute this man who fought against the snatch theft. He was awesome on handling his bicycle and he was so cool before throwing his bicycle to the thieves.

Especially in Malaysia we seriously need more of that bicycle thrower who was brave enough to whack the hell out of the thieves. These people should not be forgiven as these criminals just continue committing crimes and they just get away easily without any trace left. How on earth do these people are allowed to just snatch people's belonging so easily. This criminals deserved to be injured or threw to the jail for a long time period. We deserved to feel safe and secure on the street but with these people we sometimes should be aware and the unlucky ones maybe be a victim of snatch theft.

Once again, I would like to salute this Chinese man who threw the bicycle and in my opinion this guy should be awarded with a new bicycle.

Indonesia Trip 2009.

2009-12-31T21:57:00.010+08:00

I would like to write in brief about the whole one month trip with pictures which I find it amusing or rather a fun activity.

It was a calendar in my cousin's house, and it was written PT. Indo-cock which means Indonesia Cock company. Next time in the future we should form a company known as Malaysia's Cock. How cool was that ?

Parking especially for ladies, anyone in favour for this idea?

Went to Timezone in Pluit Village and played the NFL arcade games and guess what ? I scored 0 points.

Received a free sim card from McDonald, yeah a free sim card and I broke it into two halves. How cool is that ? Have you ever tried breaking a sim card.

Entered toilet with pictures pasted on it. I wished I could have pee on it.

I went to my temple which my grandfather and uncle was rested in Puncak which is located in the hillside.

Took picture with this giant cucumber.

Attended birthday party for Jenely's and Darrell's 9th. Both of them were born in the same year and 8 days separates their birthday.

Say Hi to Denzel who is 5 years old.

Had my yearly trip to Bandung Factory Outlet. I'm sure by looking at the pictures below your jaw will drop to the maximum. Because there stuffs are selling CHEAP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So, I have succesfully covered my trip here and of course I'm looking forward to the next one especially after the SPM exams. I will post about the stuffs I bought there in my next post. Till then, Happy New Year 2010.

Christmas eve.

2009-12-23T20:32:00.005+08:00

I last updated my blog on the 8th I think, it's actually been 2 weeks since I last updated my blog. But then, during these 2 weeks period time really flies. It seems like yesterday I actually updated my blog on the very same place which is my cousin's house. For your information, I'm already here in Indonesia for the past 2 and a half weeks. I'm returning to Malaysia on the 30th of Dec which is next week.

By the way, tomorrow is the Christmas day,at the same time it's Nel Shern's birthday and then school reopens on the 4th of January. Gosh ! I thought time could actually move faster than the speed of light. It seems like yesterday I collected my PMR results or maybe I was waiting anxiously for my result and now it's going to be my last year in the school. I'm happy that this is my last year in school and also disappointed at the same time as I know college wouldn't be the same as high school. In my time is 4s I started to get along more with my people around me, I hang out with my friends more than I usually do especially with my pals Nic , Kevin and Kent. Sometimes Pooi Joe, however my academic results dropped tremendously compare to the previous year, I failed in almost all the science subjects and it sucks because I don't usually fail in exams.

Not by scoring exactly F I mean.

What is worst is that I started to get used on failing those subjects. I don't get mad or disappointed because of failing these subjects. However I actually had achieved a few things other than the academic results. I will list it from number 1.

1. I continue my dominant in the basketball interclass. HEHE. Just so you know, I've won every single basketball interclass since form 1. I may not be the hero just a bystanders looking at the ball. Alright just say I'm lucky to be classmates with the good basketball players.

2.I no longer have stage fright. I started to have the guts to talk in front of crowds and dance in front of many. Here is one of the example.

3. I finally created a blog of mine after a long wait. Maybe that isn't an achievements cause I can't think of another one.

Anyway I will stop here and I shall write about my next trip to Bandung which of Indonesian considered it as shopping heaven and apparently the factory outlet are everywhere in Bandung.

Travel Log : Second Post on my trip Jakarta

2009-12-08T21:26:00.013+08:00

Hey there people, how's life as I've stated I'm actually having a trip for 30 days in Jakarta. So yeah I would like to write more about here. Anyway I went to this place known as Grand Indonesia as far as I'm concerned this place was actually some kind of a new shopping center. The place is bloody huge and it's interior is awesome, seriously. I'm sure most of you here have never been to this place so take a look at the at picture.

I'm amazed by the creativity of the interior designer of the mall.

Some kind of chandelier in the corridor of the mall.

But you know what I hate about this country, the traffic is bloody chaotic and messed in this country, honning cars is just like their daily ritual. Imagine if you go on a road and everybody just keeps on honking non-stop like nobody's business. Any driver from Malaysia can just go nuts if they just drive a day. Seriously, you can die anytime because of heart attack.

You can go on like this any moment, and I'm not joking. The traffic control is bloody useless and the road which supposed to be with 3 lanes becomes lane-less because all the vehicles just crammed and it filled up each empty spaces.

See that clown selling stuffs on the road. This is what I call road-shopping in Indonesia which you can never find anywhere else but Indonesia. You can any souvenir and food from the road and of course you know the consequences of buying rubbish from the road. It's the CIRIT BIRIT for you! In case you don't have anything to return to your home country, you can try buying these rubbish from the road.

In Grand Indonesia they have their own speciality too, because in a shop "Coconut Island" from Brazil I think. They sell shirts like this.

Only available in Indonesia people.

Anyway, I took pictures with my four cousins and they are all sisters. Yeah 4 sisters in a family.

That's me with the mad dog, joking it's my cousin too.
My fat cousin doing her trademark.

Lastly, I was there witnessing this kids show like a jakun. People should have thought I came from some kampung because I look like a local person but actually I'm a foreigner.

The pictures above should be in a better quality as this was taken with my cousin's phone.

Travel Log : First Post on my trip to Jakarta

2009-12-04T23:00:00.022+08:00

(I forgot to bring my new camera on my trip here and I'm damn pissed now. Sorry for the poor quality of photo).

As I've mentioned earlier, I was going on a trip to Jakarta, Indonesia. It was quite a tiring journey here from Kuala Lumpur which took about 1hour 45mins. So now I'm gonna cover the whole journey throughout my trip.

Well, first my parents booked a flight with the Malaysian Airlines. We actually got the cheaper tickets so therefore we would like to give a try since it has been a long we sit our countries "kebanggaan". Apparently, my flight was supposed to be at 4pm Malaysian time, to avoid the trouble of missing the flight we reached the airport at 1.30pm. But guess what had happened? Our flight was delayed for two hours and they only called my mother just after I was about to check in.

So this is what they so-called MH ( Malaysian Hospitality ) in the advertisement in the television?

This is how you treat your visitor ? Giving notification late just before the flight? Now you tell me.

I was damn pissed because I had to wait for almost 4 hours before the flight. What to do?

It even sucks when I've got nothing to do during the 4 hours of waiting. Skip the whole flying thingy, but there is one nothing that I was satisfied at they actually served us with Ferrero Rocher and Baskin Robbins in the flight ! Alright now the journey starts.

You know what I love about this country? Here they have hundreds of porters waiting and helping you with your heavy luggage.

See the guy in dark green suit. That's what I'm talking about, see how many of them already in the picture.

Moving on, if you really visit this place. I would like to recommend you one of the hottest stuff in this place. It's the frozen yogurt, and it's called the Tutti Frutti it's super nice I tell you. Well my cousin actually planned to meet up at 1pm but then it was delayed until 130 pm because she had to go to the dentist. Why the hell is delaying stuffs related to my life nowadays?

My cousin there with the blur picture.

Here it's all self-service system, it's damn cool because you are allowed to choose your own flavour.

There are several toppings you can choose also.

You are going to be charged according to the weight of your yogurt.

Cool stuff, huh ? I hope they will one day franchise this cool thingy in Malaysia, because this taste bloody nice.

Elecoldxhot

2009-11-30T21:39:00.008+08:00

The holidays had arrived I mean it's already two weeks since it started but oh well I'm right now updating my very own blog. You know the worst part is ?

My friend Zhong Huang told me that he reads my blog daily without failing. I was like what the hell? This guy here still read my blog although I only update it once in a while. To not disappoint him, I'm here to rejuvenate my blog for ZH's sake. At least I update once every 3 weeks right ? Better than nothing.

Since today is the day I would like to make you people my reader happy, here is the picture of the day.

I might be taller than the average of the people in this country and among my friends. But then, I'm just like a helpless pitiful dwarf beside the tallest man in the world.

There's another thing I wanna write about it's the Final Year Public Concert which was held for the first time in our school. Can you imagine of the school which is established for more than 15 years had only organized a public concert for the first time and it wasn't because of our new principal Mr.Peter this wouldn't have happened. Anyway back to the story, the concert was a blast in my opinion but then this guy KayZai came up. Take a look at this.

Left Click the picture to take a look at it.

Have you people came across a so called professional dancer from the unknown Elec-cold-ASS came out of nowhere and comment on our school level performance. You know what I thought ? This whole thing is just a pure joke as I thought this guy must have come from an ulu or jungle where he lived with animals like the Tarzan. Like what Kevin Gomez said who had ever seen Michael Jackson criticizing the other dancers who isn't as good as he is. Imagine this conversation with him and his dancers.

Michael Jackson @ his backup dancers : Damn man, you suck to the max and made my self-invented moonwalk like a piece of thrash.

This is the video of him, looking at his "LALA" crew really caused me an eyesore. They are made from gays elements from Times Square and I wonder do we people really support our local entertainer? Tell me in my chat box.

About the MJ Final Concert I will continue in my next post. And yeah I will continue blogging on my trip to Jakarta and I hope you people can take a look close-up about the country. It's gonna be a fun one. Take care see ya.

School Concert

2009-11-14T17:55:00.002+08:00

Oh well the title says by itself, my school's inaugural public concert is just around the corner. Maybe it isn't the first time but as far as I'm concerned being in this school for almost 4 years it's the first time. I'm involved in two events already, one it's the dance of course and the another one is the christmas carol, is that how u spell carol? Wonder why I joined the carol? The question remains unanswered and I also can't answer the question.

I thought it was a fun activity but in the end I was so bored till I can die. Anyway I'm pretty bored currently and holiday is coming in a few days and yes I'm going for a yearly routine to Jakarta and of course I'll blog on what I do there.

Night After Dark

2009-10-26T21:14:00.008+08:00

Damn I really want to close down this blog and make a new one. The reason is I want a fresh start once again, I just killed this blog for failing to update for like many times. So yeah, I still have a lot of stuffs going on in school. First, I'm involved in the MJ dance once again and I supposed this will be the last time we are doing it. You know I don't want to be like the shufflers who didn't failed to appear in every school event and make most of the spectators super Dulan including me. Giving out faces like this.

It really sucks when these people don't even know that the spectators are pretty bored with them and they continue dancing all the way. Like what the Malays said tak tahu malu, why lah cannot stop ? No need to rest one meh ? Everytime also see you same faces somemore.

If you all noticed, my friends mostly had totally killed their blog, unlike me, so yeah I'm all alone and my blog is reader-less. But being a real man, I decided to continue my journey and stay in this blogging world.

Lastly, please take a look at this video. It totally gave me good lesson to be punctual while boarding a plane, seriously.

I'm Back Yet Again. ==

2009-10-17T00:49:00.003+08:00

Hey people ! Im back for like one million times. I know nobody reads this blog but who cares. Imma continue my blog so it wouldn't be dead for like the second times. I will cover all the events while I took a break from blogging. I hope I'll have my next post and yeah I have a new camera. I hope I would have a better quality in taking pictures. Stay tune for my next post in a couple of days. It wouldn't that long I hope. Bye

Another random post ==

2009-09-08T21:36:00.001+08:00

Like I promised I hope I can update my blog every week it it's possible, C'mon lah I'll update if I just feel like updating. First up, I'll be going with my pal Xheng Yew, Kevin (his father), and Jin Yip to the Michael Jackson Impersonator Concert in Genting. I bet it's gonna awesome and a fun occasion, who are interested in joining in, kindly leave a comment on my lonely cbox.

Damn ! My visitor to this blog had been decreasing tremendously, I guess my blog is bloody teruk and dull. I once checked nuffnang that one of the day last week, I think it's tuesday guess how many visitor for that day ? THE ANSWER IS TWO PERSON. YES!!!!!!! The least you people can do before I feel so depressed for the rest of my life is just type a comment on my cbox. Type lah some nice stuff not like this guy.

2 Sep 09, 19:26

Michael Jackson: but the video was totally perfect...cool....

2 Sep 09, 19:25

Michael Jackson: kenny u suck ****

Type stuffs like, Kenny U Rock ! or worse come to worst at least write "Kenny I Do Read Your Blog". At least it will motivates me to update my blog more right ? Seriously you guys suck to the max!!! Alright I'm joking. Don't click the button x on the top right okay? Anyway I've been watching videos in youtube like videos from KevJumba and Pyrobooby. Their videos are really funny and of course one of them makes racial jokes. But who cares it's bloody funny !

This is one of the video. There was this part where he had this conversation with his mum in cantonese it goes like this. "Mom you don't have to be worried, there isn't any black people here". Just watch okay, unless you are a black people I suggest you shouldn't. But I would be so happy right now, if you are a black person then my blog wouldn't have only two visitors per day.

The incident happened months ago but I completely forgot why I didnt post up this picture. It occured nearby my condo well actually I wasn't really clear about this whole thing.

Judging by the number of firemen and police, you and I should obviously know that there is this man/woman who attempted to commit suicide. I don't know whether that person is actually alive right now, but even if he/her is alive there isn't any point of living in this world because his/her body would surely been already torn up or should I say cacat. Maybe I'm only 16 years old and I'm too young to criticize on her behaviour to commit suicide.

BUT, ISN'T COMMITTING SUICIDE A DUMB ACT!

Why do you want to talk away your own life just because you're stressed up or I don't know what actually happened to that person. But isn't killing yourself stupid? Think about your mother, you already spent nine months in you mother's body before you entered this world. Do you know how much you mother sacrificed just to get you into this world and you just took your life in a split second. What's is worse if you are a parent yourselves , how about your children ? How are they going to explain to the public if they asked about you who committed suicide. Wouldn't your children feel embarrassed if they were to explain that their parents were dead because their parent committed suicide.

I know sometimes they were already stuck up and got no other choices but to die. But in my oppinion killing and taking your own life isn't right.

So to you dear readers, LIVE YOUR LIFE TO THE MAXIMUM ! Happy whatever day you are reading this, but for today HAPPY TUESDAY !

2009-09-01T21:57:00.005+08:00

I don't have a title because I cant think of one. Wondering why I've currently updating my blog so frequently than the past few months. It's because I had changed my old previous on blogging, from now on I will just update whatever I want to say even if I don't have anything to write or think about. Last time, I usually update my blog with pictures and all. But now I'll just update with full of my crap and all.

In case you don't know, my phone was confiscated by the hairy-ears old man Mr.Joachim. WHY ? Just simple reason I was recording videos during the computer lesson in the school. I am still surprised why was I so braved cos' I actually recorded a video in front of the teachers. It's like I am standing in the battlefield without any weapons. But what really irritates the most is that I'm unable to take pictures spontaneously, like this sometimes an idea just came in to my mind of what to blog. I may not be a person who had high moral values but I am never rude in the public. I mean even how much u throw gutter words from your mouth, could u resist giving your seat in the bus to a person older than you and carrying heaving loads? I think this is how a typical malaysian manner, I was not suprised that Malaysia was rated as one of the unpolite country in this world.

I've not been visiting many countries around the world like some of you people. I've only travelled to countries nearby like Thailand and of course Indonesia, my second home country. To my surprised people, sadly Malaysians are the rudest and have the poorest publicity among all. For example take the taxis around the city of Kuala Lumpur. They are so bloody rude I tell you. There was this thing happened to many weeks ago when I was on my way to Mid Valley from KL Sentral. I was with my friends Kevin and Nicholas and we sat on a Chinese driver. Mid way to the MidValley, because the aircond was not working properly like a normal one. Just say it was very hot and stuffy inside the taxi. Kevin so adjusted the aircond moving the plastic stuff (I don't know what it called). The old chinese driver shouted like a tarzan : WOI ! APA YOU MAU BUAT! HAIYEHHHHHHHH! Why can't he just said in a proper manner instead of shouting as if he was born in kampung where there isn't in any school. He thought me ( 16 years old secondary school boy ) can be shouted just like that without and get bullied. I was so pissed and angry as I reached MidValley I slammed his door and spit on the floor. This man does not deserve my respect and I dont even care on what he will respond.

Maybe I should continue my next topic with the things I hate because I really have plenty of stuff that I really hate and of course I wont touch on the politicial issus or else you people might need 1 day to finish off reading.

At the end, I guarantee you all won't reached until this part of my post because it's just full of words. I know what you feel people, even me if I visit someone's blog and it's full of words I wouldn't even bother to read. But who cares, even there isn't any reader of this blog I still insist on updating my blog. :p

F**ck the Holidays.

2009-08-31T00:24:00.003+08:00

The title says it all. Holidays are simply killing me softly, all I did was sleeping almost half a day and surf the net of course. This is what actually sums up my holidays. First I spent my time in the fitness playing some basketball. Second I go tuition in martin. OH YAH! I forget to mention to you people. Well everyweek on Saturday I go tuition from 8.00 AM to 2.00pm so virtually I felt like I go to school from Monday until Saturday. AWESOME RIGHT ! Starting from Biology in the morning, then Add Maths class, and then ADD MATHS EXTRA CLASS, lastly it's Physics. YES! Double add maths for me, wonder why I go for double add maths ? It's cos' I have an amazing dedicated teacher, his name is Mr.Umaas. Ask me if you need an add maths teacher, because his class will never disappoints you.

Oh well I know my blog is getting more wordy and OF COURSE I doubt none of you would ever read my blog. But then I tend to continue writing and updating this blog just because I get a satisfaction as I updated my blog. Call me a weirdo or physcho because I actually enjoyed reading my very own blog. I am bloody weird right, I wonder do you actually like reading your own post.

Anyway there is a good news for you people ( MJ fans) I am sure all of you loved Michael Jackson. Although he had passed away his wonderful legacy still remains in this world. Regardless of their races and backgrounds everybody loves Michael Jackson.

To commemorate both his wonderful career as an entertainer and humanitarian.

Quote from khookaypeng.blogspot.com

The undisputed King of Pop, Michael Jackson, passed away suddenly recently and the world is clamouring once again for his music, his ‘moonwalk’, his brilliance and his ‘presence’.

There are a good number of Michael’s fans in Malaysia. A tribute concert in the memory of MJ will be able to bring all of them together for one last remembrance and celebration of the work and life of one of the greatest musicians the world has ever seen.

‘The One Concert’ is a totally Malaysian production. It attempts to offer the audience a taste of Michael Jackson interpreted in a unique Malaysian way. The producers felt that Jordan Sam, the winner of Pepsi and Sony Music Search Michael Jackson competition in 1990’s, is the most suitable person to play the lead role.

In one of his many international performances, Jordan was dubbed the Michael Jackson of Asia by none other than the Sultan of Brunei.

The One Concert is a unique MJ musical which features many of his hit songs such as ‘Beat it’, ‘You are not alone’, ‘Billie Jean’ and many more. Audience will be thrilled by the exciting and high energy dance choreography. Jordan will be backed by more than 24 professional dancers, a live band, back-up singers and a spectacular stage production.

The concert is organized by Nuovo Entertainment and jointly produced by JS World Entertainment, CMG and GFW. It is supported by Sony Music. The One Concert will be held at the Arena of Stars, Genting Highlands Resort on this coming 20th September 2009.

Ticket can be purchased starting from 24th August 2009, at the Genting Box counters. The prices are (VIP) RM300, (R&B) RM120, RM80 and RM50 (free seating). Early birds are entitled to 20% discount. This offer is limited to only the first 1000 tickets. For ticket reservation and promotion, please contact Genting hunting line at 03-27181118 or visit http://www.genting.com.my/.

I am still hoping that I will be able to make the concert, in addition the concert will be held in The Arena Stars. This is one not to be missed. I am sure him (Jordan Sam) the MJ impersonator will do well. The concert will be during the raya holidays and why not go up to Genting to witness the live performance of the MJ Impersonator. So who's interested in joining in? I certainly hope I'm in.

Change Of Url

2009-08-27T20:15:00.003+08:00

Yes! I've changed my blog url at last. I've been thinking of changing my blog url for like months. There are a few reasons why I changed this blog's name. I know you people are getting bored with this bloody blog. But since you are reading this, that means you actually took your time to visit my blog right. These are three of the millions reasons why I really wanted to change the url.

1. The name www.oversizedhippo.blogspot.com just doesn't make any sense. I mean what the hell is Oversized Hippo related to me blogging. If lah just if, one day I am one of the most prominent blogger in the country ( as if lah ) then I came up with a conversation with Hmmmphh let say it's... Kenny Sia.

Kenny Sia : Hey dude, I am so dissapointed that you (Kenny Goh) had overtook my (Kenny Sia) famous blog. I am curious on what you have in your blog, can you tell me the website?

Kenny Goh : www.oversizedhippo.blogspot.com

Kenny Sia : HOLY %#&&@# COW. WTF in the world is the name ? OVERSIZED HIPPO?

So yeah oversizedhippo.blogspot.com just doesn't make any sense okay.

2. I changed it so I do not owe Pooi Joe anything. Let me explain why I said that. The story is like this, few months ago which was on February. I and Pooi Joe decided to start up a blog. Well that time I simply did not know what to name my blog in my debut. It all started with me asking him for ideas on what to name my blog. He gaves some really stupid names for a blog like, this are some of the stupid names he came out with. I copy paste from my chatlog if you know what it is.

(9:31 PM) -J o e- Can't re:	rottenapple.blogspot.com

9:34 PM) -J o e- Can't re:	funkeypussycat.blogspot.com

What in the world is with rottenapple and funkeypussycat?

And I being a debutant and newbie in blogging came with this :

(9:35 PM) -k e n n y :	hairylegs.blogspot.com

Continue with the "brilliant" ideas he gave me.

(9:52 PM) -J o e- Can't re:	gayerthanAIDS.blogspot.com

(10:12 PM) -J o e- Can't re:	oversizeddino

Actually there are plenty of them, I am just lazy and I'm sure you couldn't continue to read. Then, I end up with oversizedhippo.blogspot.com. believe it or not I endured having a stupid blog name for 7 months. I deserve and applaud from all of you.

I Ain't Dead Yet

2009-08-23T21:33:00.003+08:00

HEY ! I am here to resurrect my blog from the dead. Thanks to my laziness and also actually at one point I thought of deleting my blog. So I am here writing this just to tell you I ain't stopping. Perhaps none of you would read this I guess. But who cares it's like almost a month since I last about my trip to the Bukit Jalil to watch the boring shit club.

Since this is like my debut in blogging I hope I can write the events during this 3 weeks.FirstMichael Jackson Impersonator Concert in Feast Day 2009. I guess most of the visitors here in my blog are mostly my friends. Anyway. you people should know about me and my friends performing for our very first time dancing in front of the school. Well for you reader who might accidently visit this blog or maybe be stupid enough to read what I write here, this is the story. It was a months and a half ago when a few friends of mine decided to do something for the feast day this year. But our initial idea was more in acting and comedy. It all changed on the 25th of June after Michael Jackson's death, we wanted to do something to commerate his death. AIYOH IM SUPER LAZY TO WRITE LAH ! Can I just copy and paste from my facebook video?

After going through 2 months of hard work practice, we 4S class of Stella Maris presented this dance during the feast day. Featuring 2 songs (Dangerous & Smooth Criminal) by the King Of Pop Michael Jackson. The MJ impersonator was Hu Xheng Yew who dressed in white and black and the backups are Kevin Gomez, Kenny Goh Sze Kenn, Tan Jin Yip, Eng Nel Shern and Dylan Michael.

We would like to thank most of our classmates from 4S for their relentless support and cooperation and then our English teacher Ms Sharon for giving us the opportunity to perform.

Our very first performance was not an overnight work. It took us for about 2 months to make it as perfect as possible. The idea came the day after Michael Jackson's death. We were inspired by the King Of Pop who actually is the King Of King in music. After that I ( Kenny Goh) came up with an idea to perform MJ dance. We enjoyed the overwhelming support in the Auditorium and we the 4S dancers would like to thank everyone for supporting us.

To make things clear I did not plagiarize the above.

I bet until this line all of you would just click away from my blog. So to you people the "survivor" of this boring ass blog.

This is the video of the concert:

YOU LIKE OR NOT, PLEASE COMMENT ON MY CBOX. I LIKE TO SEE COMMENTS IT MAKES ME GO HIGH ! Alright that sounds gay.

See ya people. Perhaps next year this time.

Man Utd Asia Tour 2009

2009-07-25T20:28:00.008+08:00

It was last week on the 17th & 18th of July when Man Utd came to the town to play against Malaysia after they last played 8 years ago. Compare to the last 8 years the whole team had gone a major transformation with most of the players are different from the last years except for the seniors like Gary Neville, Ryan Giggs and Wes Brown. As a football lover but not a Man Utd fan, I simply cannot afford to miss this once in a decade match especially with a top class team playing in our very own country. I was one of the early buyer therefore I was given the training pass which was on Friday.
( I was a disguised Man Utd fan, I am always a Chelsea fan)

In my opinion, the training day was completely sucks. Prior to the stadium I spent 45 minutes inside the LRT cramming in between so many people and worst still the air-conditioned was not fully functioning. Fully expecting something good to see, the training was so boring that I almost slept. The players were just running around playing some passing for only 1 hour. Damn ! I waited for 1 hour 45 minutes and I witnessed the most boring training session I have ever seen. Perhaps I was not a Man Utd fan like most of the 50,000 people who turned up. I was even more of a Malaysia fan and being a patriotic person unlike most of them.

However before the match, I was taking pictures of the crowd and I managed to grab this picture. You guess what it is?

Even during the training session. the response was overwhelming it was reportedly 50,000 people went to the training session. How I wish I was not one of them as I just said it was a waste of time.

Next up it's the match day. The match was at 530 pm but due to heavy amount of people expected to turn up to the massive 70,000 all seater stadium Bukit Jalil. I started my journey after my tuition which was 2pm. You might think I am a crazy person but guess what? The LRT towards the Bukit Jalil station was full with Man Utd fans. Once again, I crammed myself inside but thank god this time the air conditioned was okay. I reached the stadium and once the train reached the station, everyone like a typical Malaysia was rushing as if they were chased by a tiger.

What's worse to come is that I reached at 245pm and I have to wait for another 2 freaking hours! But thank god because we reached there early we were lucky to have a superb seat with clear view from one end to the another end. We ( Nic, XY, and my little bro Kevin) were waiting for 2 hours and then the both teams turned up for the training before the match. Soon, both teams started came out and everybody was going so crazy! But sadly I was one of the people in the full Man Utd crowd who supported Malaysia but I wore a Man Utd shirt.

A sea of Man Utd fans. The match started with goals from Wayne Rooney and Nani. I felt that the two goals was because of a poor defensive plan from the Malaysian side. I was already expecting an easy match with Man Utd side scoring more goals. Then the first half ended with the score 2-0 to the Red Devils. Then the Malaysian side made a history, MOHD AMRI YAHYAH scored from a volley out of nowhere and stunned the crowd. He was the first person to ever scored against the Man Utd side. As a Malaysian fan there I was thrilled and happy at the same time. What really dissapoint me was, many numbers of Malaysian with Man Utd was not even supporting and when Malaysia scored they just sat there like nothing was happening. Come on ! If you aren't happy of a Malaysian scoring against the English Champion, what else can you be proud of ? In addition, Man Utd squad was here for holiday and don't you tell me you aren't expecting Man Utd to score in this match? I wonder how some of them were can crazily shouting when Man Utd scored. 6 minutes later, a mistake from Ben Foster proved costly as AMRI YAHYAH the number 17 scored again. Who would ever expect 15 minutes ago. the Malaysian side could equalised 2-2.

From then on, everyone in the stadium was shouting OWEN! OWEN! OWEN! Then SAF responded by replacing him with Anderson if I'm not mistaken. He scored a superb goal in his debut for the reds. It was an emotional moment for him as it was his first match after his transfer from Newscatle. So full time, the match ended 3-2. Although Malaysian side lost by a one goal margin, they can leave the stadium with their heads up because they tried their best and by scoring two goals against Man Utd which had really entertained us.

Group picture before heading back home.

Huge

2009-07-14T21:44:00.003+08:00

I saw this car or should I say a mini lorry while I was on the way to a restaurant somewhere new Pudu. Apparently according to the ticket collector of the parking area this mini lorry came all the way from France. How amazing this mini lorry came all the way for the europe ! He said the owner was touring around the world and that time he was staying in a hotel nearby. I guess I was at the right place and the right time.

Front view.

The side view of the mini lorry. I guess what can they do inside.

I'm Back

2009-07-08T22:00:00.012+08:00

Damn ! It's been awhile since I last updated my blog. 2 weeks I think? No wonder the number of people visiting my blog had decreased tremendously. I have one person to blame that is me myself. First of all I've been really lazy and of course I had been neglecting my blog, But now I'm back and ready to go. I hope those who had been frequently visiting my blog, please continue to do so and I promise to update my blog (hopefully lah). Anyway, being in this country where there are many selfish people . Here are some of the selfish people I encountered.

I thought what was the guy beside this handicap man thinking. How could someone like him ignored such situation? Logical thinking who needs more of the seat. The normal fully perfect physical appearance with two legs or the man with one leg who is not fully functioning?

Look what that guy holding? Damn, it is a cigarette which produced harmful poisonous gas. According to the scientific facts, the passive smoker would get two times the effect caused by the poisonous gas. Did he realised that his small son was right beside him? A small innocent boy who is inhaling the poisonous gas caused by his own father.

Another thing that really irritates me see the young man with the red shirt and the poor old lady with the red colour shirt as well. Is the guy blind or what ? Did he knew or just acting blindly that an old woman was beside him standing up and she seemed so tired. Seating cross legged summore ! Wah how could a young man like him acted in such a shameful way? What about the Pendidikan Moral he studied in school. Nilai "Menghormati Orang Tua", did he practised it in public? One word. DISGRACEFUL !

Want to act sleeping somemore! A person like this is really a "sampah masyarakat" to the society. Simply no moral values. How could he just ignored an old woman carrying heavy stuffs standing up for such a long time while he was sleeping and being so relaxed.

(THESE PICTURES ARE 100% SECRETLY TAKEN BY ME THEREFORE I'M THE OWNER OF THESE PICTURES.)

Rest In A Peace MJ

2009-06-26T22:46:00.010+08:00

I bet many of you would have heard the tragic news. Michael Jackson had passed away at the age of 50. Many of his fans including me thought he was too young to die. I was sadden by the news as I grow up listening his songs. He had been such an inspirational musician who I'm so sure is IRREPLACEABLE no one in this world could ever replace him I repeat no one ! I remember when I was 5 years old when I watched his thriller video and I was so scared that I thought he was a ghost. I was 11 years old when I danced with his Billie Jean song. Everybody in this world would surely dance and move just by listening to his songs. From Beat It, The Way You Make Me Feel, Black Or White, Billie Jean and of course the THRILLER. I even knew the part of the lyrics of the "Billie Jean" when I was young. During his concert, fans would get absolutely insane by just listening and following his moves. We will remember him as the The Icon, The Legend, The Moonwalker, and of course The King Of Pop

Billie Jean is not my lover.
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one.
But the kid is not my son.

Regardless of the controversies in the past. We know he is a great man and he always love children. We will remember his as the Kind Of Pop and the greatest musician ever in this world. He may have left the world but his music will stay in this world forever for eternity.

Rest In Peace MJ. Peace !

We know you are now in a better place in heaven. Goodbye MJ !

This is my favourite MJ's song. I bet its yours too.

Swine Flu

2009-06-21T11:51:00.006+08:00

Whoa ! Breaking news from today's news. Have you heard that an 11 years old girl from SJK(C) Davidson who was infected by the H1N1 disease ES ! It's Alison's, Clement's and some of our few schoolmates. It was reportedly 46 of their classmates are all under quarantined for a few weeks. I really didn't expect our country to be infected by this H1N1 especially to a primary student. We all should be on high alert and stay safe. Try to avoid being in a big crowd and for sure stay 5m/radius from the people who just arrived from Australia. As we all know Australia the epicentre of this H1N1 disease. I urge all of you my readers, to always stay safe and perform the safety measures given by the health minister. Read more about it from this website.

http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2009/6/21/nation/4164576&sec=nation

Exams

2009-06-17T20:02:00.002+08:00

Damn ! I really need to change my current layout, I know it's has been like ages since I last changed. Since the last time I edit the layout of my blog, I guess Xheng Yew's blog had gone a extreme transformation in terms of the layout. But I am pretty sure I'm not behind in terms of the total amount of posts ( I am comparing to you Xheng Yew). With the exams and heaps of revision I really need to work on. I promise to update more after my exam and I will change my layout. I know my blog getting more boring but please stay tune for the next update.

Ronaldo 2 Madrid

2009-06-11T22:37:00.004+08:00

Yes ! Is it a great news or a bad news ? Man Utd's Ronaldo had left the club for the world record transfer of £80million. I as a Chelsea fan is extremely happy and I would like to bade farewell to diver Ronaldo and we will no longer watch in our favourite league. On the other hand and the sad case I and all the Man Utd fans will not be entertained by Ronaldo's diving skill in their tour to Malaysia on July.

What else ? It's time for the blues to regain the title they last won in 2006!

Hundreds

2009-06-09T21:26:00.008+08:00

I didnt actually paid attention to the signboard or should I say penis advers long the pavement in Bandaraya station or Bank Negara. Ironically this place is home to a quite amount of penises in the pavement.

Here is one "Penis" along Bank Negara. I did some research on Bank Negara but guess what, the original sign of Bank Negara is this.

Whoa ! I can see why Jips loves walking along the Bandaraya pavement just to witness the beautiful "scenery" along Bandaraya station. I hope you should be cautious if you encounter a quite number of gays along this road because this "scenery" really entertained them.

To Jin Yip : Its all pure jokes don't take it seriously. I would like to say sorry before you get mad on me.

Second Episode Of Today With Kenny&Kevin

2009-06-06T00:08:00.004+08:00

This is second of episode of our so-called "show", we recorded the video during the teachers day and of course there were teacher inside the class but she doesn't even care on what we did in class. Maybe we should go naked and only she will scold us like usual. Well before that I would to apologize on the insane amount of vulgar words in this video as it was only for joke purposes. We had no intention to perform any racial related act in this video. Once again, me acting as the host and Kevin the african gay as the co-host. We hope there will be a third video.

Thank You For Watching

No suprise

2009-06-04T18:09:00.007+08:00

My life during the holidays had been revolving more to tuitions and going back home eventually. YES I know it's boring but guess what I have this weird feeling that I actually enjoy going tuitions. Well I go tuition at Pusat Tuisyen Martin which is located in Pudu. You see I'm not a nerd but actually the whole point is I want to score in the upcoming exams. I want to divided myself to succeed in both fields, studies and games. So yeah my motto is " Play Hard and Study Hard ". This is might be a little late but I got myself the MAN UTD TRAINING PASS LIVE IN BUKIT JALIL.

BE JEALOUS MAN UTD FANS IN MALAYSIA IF YOU DON'T HAVE ONE. I wonder why Ronaldo's picture isn't included and instead they printed Berbatov picture in it. I know how you Man Utd fans love Berbatov so much after he actually proved his 32m pounds transfer with his lazy skills in the matches. Oh Wait remember how he missed the penalty against the everton like what Morgan Piers of British Got Talent said even his sister kicks better than him. His legs is more like a chocolate. We chelsea fans simply adore the way he jogs around the field and with that kind of penalty even JIPS kicks better than him.

This is how Berbatov kicks like a primary school boy.

Previous post was deleted to prevent me from getting sued.

Winner At Last

2009-05-31T01:07:00.013+08:00

Yes, Chelsea the newly crowned Fa Cup Winner finally wrapped up the season especially under Guus Hiddink with a silverware. We Chelsea fans bade farewell to Guus Hiddink who had turnaround the club from zero to hero. Thank You Hiddink ! It all started with a fastest goal-record by Louis Saha which should have been disallowed after Pienaar was offside.

Chelsea kept their composure and after some nerve-wrecking moment Drogba finally equalised thanks to a perfect cross by Florent Malouda. We Chelsea fans knew we were on track to clinch the title after two agonizing years.

Then, in the 71st minute Lampard did what he did at his best, that is to score goals and he achieved that. After passing over Phil Neville, Lampard felt into the ground but he never gave up and strikes with his left foot. All I can say is INCREDIBLE perfomance by Lampard who once again saved Chelsea and actually won the match.

Chelsea proved themselves to be a worthy FA Cup winner. They fully deserved the silverware after playing some magnificent football by the players.

To Everton fans out there, thank you giving displaying some very good football and it was a good fair match. In the end of a match there will only be one winner, Everton can hold their heads up as we all know they pass through Man Utd and Liverpool enroute to the final. But I guess we were just too good for the toffees.
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This was a video recorded during physics class when there were no teacher around. It was simply just for fun. I was acting as an Emcee wannabe in the so-called talk show and Kevin was acting as an arrogant african guy.

FA Cup

2009-05-28T21:06:00.008+08:00

Never mind about the Champions League Final never mind about Rome never mind about Barcelona winning the title which they thoroughly deserved it never mind about Eto'o never mind about Messi because it's time for the FA Cup Final ! Yes it's time for the showdown between the blues, Chelsea vs Everton guess what ? It's gonna Chelsea will be at all blues instead of Everton who are wearing their away kit once again the stadium will be flooded by the blues and to make it more interesting it surrounded 100% with blue colour and therefore it will be difficult to determine which is Chelsea or Everton fans. In addition, it will be contested in the famous Wembley Stadium, double YAY!

Chelsea's fans aren't taking anything for granted and expect some tough contest from their opponent. We believe that this similar picture would be taken once again this year. ONE MORE TIME BABY !

This morning we took picture with our favourite teams except Pooi Joe who was wearing my Manchester City shirt. I can see how the blue colour outshine the other club, what do you think about the picture?

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This picture was taken at Breadstory if I'm not mistaken in MidValley, if this sign was put up in a shop where there are full of glasses then I'll understand but this shop who sold bread can ironically put up this sign.

Nice to see, Once Dropped Consider SOLD. First of all, do you go to a bakery to actually give a nice staring look at the bread around? Second even I dropped the bread I'll surely run away or return it to the original place.

Breakout Tour In Malaysia

2009-05-25T20:45:00.016+08:00

The concert yesterday was simply the best theater show I have ever attended. Some of you might not probably know about this, well this show is originally from Korea and they have performed in several cities like London. New York, Paris, Singapore, Bangkok and now MALAYSIA. This show is 100% charity performance and I can tell you it was simply AWESOME. It featured with comedy cum hip hop dances this top performers with stunning gymnastics, as well as uproarious humour.

The story is about five prisoners attempting to perform a daring escape into the outside world out of nowhere a mysterious ancient sacred text drops into their prison and actually inspired them to plan an escape.

That was me with my brother before the show all pumped out and ready for the show.

The show started sharped at 8.40 and it started with a BANG. The lights of the arena went dimmed and it started with some hilarious comedy performance.

Although I'm not really into hip hop dancing it is difficult to contain my excitement with their eye-catchy performance. I'M IN LOVE WITH IT !

They were simply the best and the night was theirs following their artistic dancing and one of them were so professional in beat-boxing.

It was at one point they performing after their escape from prison.

When they show came to an end everybody was shouting "ENCORE,ENCORE,ENCORE" and so they responded to the crowd by performing a much more entertaining hip hop dance move.

Two words, WELL DONE ! I would like to thank my father for actually introducing me to his amazing threater show 'cos at first I was reluctant to go but at last I was simply entertained by this groups of talented dancers. Here is the video of the absolutely awesome show uploaded by me. Thank for reading and watching at the same time.

Man Utd Malaysia Tour

2009-05-23T15:39:00.009+08:00

I don't know whether I should be happy or not but I got myself two tickets (one more for my brother) for the Man Utd tour in Malaysia friendly match. Most of you would doubt me whether I'm still a Chelsea fan 'cos I just bought tickets to catch Man Utd friendly match plus a training pass some more, you know what like what they said " Once A Blues always a Blues" my love for Chelsea will never go away like what I said I'm a loyal Chelsea fan. Another reason for me to go the match is to accompany my brother whom is a Man Utd fan so he can witness his first ever football match.

But guess what? For that day YES that day only on the July the 18th I'll be pretending to be a Man Utd fan to avoid getting beaten in the stadium by wearing a Chelsea shirt. My main purpose was mostly to witness a football match.

That was a with the tickets and pretending like a Man Utd fan I guess I succeed.

Next, my two "costume" for the day. As you can see there I have two Man Utd jerseys the one on the left is the 100th years Man Utd jersey with the tag on top of the logo, you Manchester United fans should envy me if you don't have it because the shirt is the 100th years edition jersey, do you have it ?

Close up with the tickets.

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Guess what? My partner in crime Nel Shern just recently shaved his head into semi-bald. He claimed that he was dumped by his girlfriend which he doesnt have one.

Look how "handsome" he is, *cough*cough*.

Newspaper

2009-05-14T21:26:00.012+08:00

It was the day when I was doing nothing and randomly reading documents in my mother's file where she usually kept my past achievements like my certificates and important documents. Most of them really did not got my attention but there were two old newspapers that really surprised me cause I was thinking why my mother kept newspapers in her file. I knew there was a reason behind it and I what I thought was true because there were an article and my picture was there. Yes, I was featured in the newspaper not once but twice !

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The picture was taken in the year 2003 when I was 10 years old look how awesome was I last time ?

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And that picture was a year before in the year 2002. That picture was with my trade-mark dulan face.

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My favourite team Chelsea had just released their latest home jersey for the 2009/2010 season. In my opinion the jersey wasn't that nice compare to the old one. But as a true blues fan, I vow to buy the jersey and wear it with pride. Time will decided until the day I finally lay my hand on the Chelsea home jersey.

This picture was editted by me with Terry the captain at the back of my old jersey. Do you believe that I actually used paint for editting that picture ?

Until then people.

Paris Hilton New BFF

2009-05-10T10:58:00.006+08:00

Ever heard of the Paris Hilton New BFF reality show? It is run in the channel MTV everyday Saturday I think and the show will run for 3 hours I think. The term BFF means Best Friends Forever for your info. According to wikipedia, Paris Hilton's My New BFF, also known simply My New BFF & other alternate titles, is a reality television show in which Paris Hilton searches for her new BFF (best friend forever). Following the success of the original US version, several further seasons and international versions have followed.

First of all,I thought this whole idea of running the show searching for your new best friend was for her to gain popularity and of course earning some cash. Who she think she is?

Queen of Britain ? Have you ever heard Queen Elizabeth II run a reality show on searching for her best friend? NO, but Paris Hilton did. She was even treated more alike a Queen in the show. Her contestant was fooled around and asked to do challenges to prove they are eligible to be her best friend. The worst part was she got to eliminate the person from the show who she felt wasn't suitable as her BFF? WAHLAO even my mother don't kick me out of the house, although I was a disaster in the house. From what I saw, some of the contestant was crying and disappointed after being kicked out from the show. I was confused and speechless after watching the contestant crying? I was wondering was she crying because she wanted to be her BFF badly, or she missed her chance from flying on her jet plane? Sigh...

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The moment where we were just a few seconds away from the repeat final was just unforgettable to all Chelsea fans around the world. It was a compelete letdown and dissapointment, surely. Let's all move on and focus on the FA Cup on the 30th of May against Everton. We all Chelsea fans are rooting for the blues from the bottom and repeat what we did on 2007 which is to..............

LIFT THE TROPHY ONCE AGAIN ! CHELSEA! CHELSEA !

Norwegian Sh*t

2009-05-07T20:37:00.008+08:00

What kind of person he is? That blind clown was the most bias referee I've ever seen. He was a disgrace to the beautiful game of football with his match-fixing attitude. It was an utter disgrace to the European football especially in the semifinal. It was a four clear handball by Barca and yet the referee was against the ruling. It was the worst march I've ever watched after HE that Norwegian guy not robbed on chance of going to the final. He robbed our pride and identity of the club and he deserved to severely punished by the UEFA. I hope he could pay for what he had done to football after making such a disgrace decision. His name is Tom Henning Ovrebo. What a name he had, I feel so gutted more then I have ever before even after we missed a penalty in Moscow. I am utterly dissapointed after the outcome of the match. If I had the chance to kick his head, I would take the chance and kick his head until he head exploded.

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I don't see why did UEFA chose this man who had got no respect for himself and the country. I will not be surprised to see the news if he gets a death threat following his poor decision. HOW COULD HE NOT AWARD A PENALTY AFTER A 4 CLEAR HANDBALLS IN THE PENALTY BOX? I hope he would die and rot in hell. Other than that, Congratulations to Barca for progressing to the final after a brilliant goal by Iniesta, no doubt.

Lame

2009-05-06T19:43:00.009+08:00

I have found something which couldn't stop me from laughing so badly. Some people should stick to the reality and know the different between reality and fairy tales. Perhaps this person had been sticked by cinderella syndrome and believed she and her partner will stay FOREVER. Haiyoh! Writing this makes me sick lah. So here it is I found www.********.blogspot.com. Don't ask me what's her blog because I should retain her identity from being revealed. The truth is I don''t you to visit her blog and tell her I made a mockery out of her blog. After all it was her blog right?

Left click to enlarge the photo.

If u saw the photo. Here are the list of what she is so called CRAVING. I thought the lines were cropped for the stuffs that she had done .

1.Go SM sports day
2.Him ( OK I Understand maybe it's her boyfriend. But why in the world is she craving for her BF? Is he an ice-cream or food which you could lick all the day long.
3.Our love last forever.
$#^#@$%@^#$^#@%6 What the bull-crap is that? What did she meant by wanting love to last forever. Did she knew the actual definition of forever? Second is she going to crave for her love like FOREVER. Holy-COW! What was he trying to explain, is she somekind of desperate people who craves for her love to stay FOREVER. Plus still when is she going to fullfil her wish and crop the line? Is it after FOREVER. Crap it couldn't make any sense to me.

One word for that person PATHETIC.

Lifeless

2009-05-04T23:03:00.007+08:00

WOI ! I want my rm102 back for my ticket. I couldn't wait any longer visiting the axcess.com.my reading that Rihanna's concert is postponed. What kind of bull-crap are doing? If they really wanna cancel the concert, why don't they refund our money back without delaying and postponing her concert. I just don't feel like going to her concert anymore considering the fact that I've waited for barely 3 freaking months without being informed at least the actual date of her concert.

I read this article on the newspaper long time ago and I was confused as the news was a contrast to the one posted in the website. How could that particular person got a full refund when the website insisted that the concert is still on. Damn! I swear I won't buy anything concerning the Axcess Tickets. If I were a lawyer, I were to sue damn with their whole company until they got nothing to cover their bodies ( Dream on Kenny, Dream on ).

The Champions League semi-final second leg is drawing nearer in fact it is on Thursday. I bet all the Chelsea fans around the globe including me are looking forward to see the blues lifting the trophy high up in Rome. Even the Adidas shop in MV approved my thought that Chelsea will surely and is going to Rome for the final. Chelsea FC is never afraid to take up the challenge imposed by the opponents and we are going all out in Stamford Bridge to beat the hell out of the Catalans. Messi, WHO ? Henry, WHO?

C'mon you Blues !

Sports Annual Meet.

2009-04-30T21:20:00.016+08:00

Well today was our annual sports meeting, since I was kicked out from the march past which I don't really bother I arrived punctually at 8 am in the morning. Everyone are supposed to arrive at 7.30 am, it was 7.25 am when I just woke up and received a phone call from Nel Shern telling me there is a vacant place for the march past squad as there is some two absentees but what the hell it was going to start at around 7.45 am. Considering the fact that there could/should be a massive traffic jam along the way, I decided to slow down and told him I wouldn't want to participate in addition like I even care about my house march past after they kicked me out and then asking me to join. It's that I am angry or not actually I was pretty lazy to rush as I wasnt in the mood to participate. The highlight of the day was when my friend Kevin Gomez won the 100 meter race for the division 3 event. I recorded the video of it but sadly I'm actually quite lazy to upload. Here are the pictures for the day.

That was Kevin performing his own way of " sembahyang ". I thought he was constipating instead. I wonder if that was his secret way of winning the 100m race. If that was the case I should pose like that before the race.
*Edited This is the much awaited picture well not really. It is Kevin's medals. Credits to PJ.

Matthew House and John House march past contingent.

Luke house and Mark House march past contingent. LOL If you guys are wondering why the hell am I posting the march past contingent in my blog as if it has got something to do with me ? The reason is of course I'm part of this year editorial board. It is a pleasure for me to present to all of you Stella-Marisians I'm your Sports Editor, watch out my name in every of your sports section.

That was me posing with my gold medal, NOT ! As you guys could see I came home empty-handed feeling so disappointed with finishing without a medal. Owh wait ! I can't even pass the qualification round. I promise to myself I'll do better next time and present a gold medal to you dear readers. That picture made me feel so tall and bergaya HAHAHAAHAHA.

Look how cute this boy is, prior to the closing ceremony I was so bored watching how the Matthew house runners performed without me. Suddenly I met this little boy named Eden if I'm not mistaken, he is only 2 years old and look how adorable he is. I almost wanted to kidnap him away from his maid because of his cuteness.

Kevin immitating the Usain Bolt's pose after winning the gold medal in the olympics. It was before the 400m race where he finished second behind Raymond.

OH WAIT ! What is Usain Bolt doing there hiding behind the crowd. Maybe he was rooting for Kevin to finish of Raymond in the 400 meter. He must surely thought Kevin could beat his 100 meter world record sooner or later. What a coincidence after Kevin immitates Usain Bolt's pose and he appeared out of nowhere. Perhaps he booked a flight specially to Malaysia to catch the Stella Maris Sports Day.

The official closing ceremony and the handover of the flag to the next Matthew HOUSE CAPTAIN Kenny Goh Sze Kenn.

In contrast, the official handover of the flag to the next BALLBOY Captain Eng Nel Shern.

They were so proud after I earned my highest post in house and all of them are begging me to take picture with the house captain and the same time having their face posted in my blog. HAHAHAHA.

All of those are purely jokes, I'm not even the house captain. It was written solely for joke purposes.

THE END.

Small Brother

2009-04-27T22:32:00.008+08:00

I had a little brother his name is Kevin Goh Sze Way. The reason I wanted to blog about him is because he just created his very own personal blog, YES! He is only 12 years old maybe he was just following me since I created it earlier than him. But this small fellow was actually hiding his blog from being known from me. I didn't really know the actual reason why he was hiding it from me. But you know I am a very smart person and I can detect even the darkest and most deepest secret from anyone without them knowing. Well to be fair its actually because of the presence of nuffnang thats why I was able to know who actually visited my blog. Okay this small boy is a very mischievous boy, he is short comparing to the other 12 years old boy. But he is really smart, I mean smart in those studies and stuffs but he is able to solve things and fix stuffs especially electronics appliance which I am not able to fix. ( Don't say I am stupider but I am just writing the actual facts ) it's because he can even fix it no matter how complicated it is. Since he likes to keep secret away from me which I don't know why therefore I am not revealing his blog here.

This is him posing with his new Chelsea shirt which bought last year. Well actually he was a Man Utd fan but I forced him to buy the Chelsea jersey such a cruel brother I am right ? I wonder how he tahan me bullying him 24/7.

Kevin who felt there is a big bomb exploding in his brain with a question "Why can't I grow tall?"

This is him posing with his dulan face I think on our holiday in Belitung.

Well this boy went through a different primary background and he is currently studying in a Chinese school. Right now, he is able to communicate in Chinese language which I can't. As an elder brother I am proud of him and hope he wouldn't follow my footstep that is to score a straight A's in his UPSR this year.

Title-less

2009-04-25T14:06:00.006+08:00

Isn't this the first time I'm writing without photos. Oh wait I thought this is my third time, right? All right there isnt much thing for me to write due to the fact there isn't any event happening. So, this week had been a much rather boring and dull week. It was more on the school classes with me sleeping almost everyweek our boring Pendidikan Moral teacher En. Gunalan with his boring speeches. I am so proud to tell all of you that I slept in his class for 3 weeks consecutively muahahahahah, something to be proud of right? I mean can you to sleep 1 hour in class without the teacher bugging you or even worst writing your name in the discipline book. Wait I forgot to write about me being in the march past squad for the first time in my life. I wasnt be joining that if I were chosen in the running event. But people like me always save the best for last therefore I will only be joining and make a history by beating the school record in most of the event next year. Take that as my promise to you people. Anyway I discovered that march past is actually quite fun despite the fact that we have to march under the hot sun but I just simply love to march. Wow I guess this is the first time I'm enthusiastic about the up coming sports day perhaps there is only 2 years left for me to fullfil my coccuriculum marks for my SPM. Now I just cant wait to march next week in the stadium and I hope there will be picture for me to show you people of the upcoming sports day. I am going assign some of my low class friends for example Pooi Joe who isn't going 2 be competing in any event or Kevin as the it will be before his race. Guess what, I've completed my pictureless post for the first time, writing this post just exceeded my record on writing is this blog.

S a l i v a

2009-04-19T20:25:00.009+08:00

Ever had an experiment on saliva? I had one last week well not exactly last week which was on last wednesday.

Zack, you should thank me for posting your face in my blog. Free publicity in my blog you know ?

How beautiful the mixture of my saliva and Xheng Yew's is, I just cant stop looking at the picture. It was actually an experiment for our biology lesson on starch I guess. The word "guess" just proves I don't pay attention in my bio class. The reason is even my super gigantic brain cant adsorb what the teacher teaches us, that means I cant understand lah dumbo. Therefore how on earth people like Xheng Yew, PJ, and Kevin who are not naturally gifted with a perfect brain like me can learn from our bio class.

That was me proudly presenting to you people, " THE MIXTURE OF MY SALIVA AND XHENG YEW'S " which turned out to be as shiny as diamond. My school life in form 4 doesnt seems to be the year which I should be focused on my studies. I am simply dissapointed on my current performance in my first-term exam where I failed most of the science subjects. Growing older and older and learning from my past experience should actually motivate me to study harder and excel in my studies. But instead I sleep longer in my school, I play more in school, worst still I couldnt overcome my mischievousness day by day. I know for the fact that education is the only way which could lead me to greater future. But still I am slacking so badly even in the weekends. I hope after writing this I would/will improve on my self-discipline and focus on my studies.

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My friend Xheng Yew is special from the others the reason I said that is he tend to be special among my friends. He succeed on doing that by wearing this gigantic spectacle.

You know lah this clown claimed he has a muscular shoulder and sometimes he could cracks up jokes and made me laugh this my balls explodes. Well according to Alison, he is the most handsome in the Form 4 I bet she was having an eye problem or she received bribe from Xheng Yew before that. But to be honest, this guy never gets angry easily even if u cucuk a sharp pole on his ass and sometimes he can be very helpful guy. I guess the last time he got angry was in the year 1511 when the portugese invaded Melaka. (Owh wait was it 1511 ? I know I suck at my sejarah ). I knew him since year 5 but I didnt really talked to him but after form 2 when we were in the same class, we started to become friends or should I said best friends. This guy is currently having a secret crush on a girl named T**** ** **** her name shall not be revealed to keep his privacy and I can assure you she is a girl. Therefore to honour my 3 years friendship with him I immitated his appearance by wearing his spectacle.

My eyes was blurring as his spectacle power was way higher than mine.

Primary School

2009-04-15T21:13:00.010+08:00

I was browsing through my much neglected facebook account and look what I discovered, a photo from primary six which was uploaded by my former schoolmate Adrihani at Sri Garden.

I am the one standing in the left side. Look how short was my pants, I look so awesomely gay last time. Not forgetting Charn Wah, Sharif, Amirul, Jarn Jiang, Chong Hwa, Philip, Soo Wei (who I used to hate so much but now we're good friends, Pui Ching (who wears her favourite blue jacket most of the time in school) , Mak Lyn and Sabrina. Wow I can still remember all of their names.

That was me posing with my sexy and muscular legs ( Cheh ! ) and it's getting sexier and sexier year by year. I am now wondering how short was my school pants last time. at the old photos . I still remembered how Faiz Khan famous unforgettable quotes like " Lu Diam ! ", " Ewwk, Macam Tahi Saja." I guess it was year 6 when this conversation between him and Wai Nam after he went to the toilet and combed his hair with water and right after he returned to class. Encik Faiz out of nowhere said " Lu Kira Lu Banyak Handsome, Ewwk Macam Tahi Saja " and how he thought us KH which supposedly we are not allowed to ask any sort of question, whenever we asked question he would right away said "Lu Diam" in a split second . Gosh looking back at the old photos just reminded me on how I missed my primary life especially 6L which was also my last year in Sri Garden.

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My day couldnt just get any better with Chelsea progressing through to the Semi-final and finished the match with top-class style. Lampard and Drogba was arguably the best players on the pitch last night. Final score 4-4 with Chelsea winning by 7-5 aggregate.

Alex scored with a magnificent long range free kick to level the match at 2-2 but on the other hand putting Chelsea ahead through aggregate.

Frank Lampard finished Liverpool chance of progressing through by punishing them with a clear goal scoring chance with 7-5 aggregate.

Norwegian

2009-04-12T00:32:00.003+08:00

I just found out that this blog had a reader from Norway.

(Left Click To Enlarge).

Wow ! It's just amazing to see a reader from a country where Ole Gunnar Solksjaer originated. Even me myself don't know the exact location of Norway in Europe. I've done some research in wikipedia and this is what I found.

Kingdom of Norway, is a constitutional monarchy in Northern Europe that occupies the western portion of the Scandinavian Peninsula. The majority of the country shares a border to the east with Sweden; its northernmost region is bordered by Finland to the south and Russia to the east. The United Kingdom and the Faroe Islands lie to its west across the North Sea, and Denmark lies south of its southern tip across the Skagerrak Strait. Norway's extensive coastline, facing the North Atlantic Ocean and the Barents Sea, is home to its famous fjords.

I didn't even know the geographical location of those blue-highlighted words. To that particular Norwegian, who actually visited my blog I would like to say "inga årsak" according to Professor Kenny Goh that means Thank You in Norwegian.

3-1

2009-04-09T21:53:00.009+08:00

Wow it's has been awhile since I last updated, I blame it more to my laziness and all the homeworks given by teachers which I didnt do most of it but anyway here I am taking my precious 15 minutes updating for once at least. There was an event last week if I'm not mistaken which I attended after scoring magnificently ( CHEH!) in my PMR. It was the anual Prize Giving Presentation, I was delighted after missing out this event for 2 years since I last attended ( The main reason was because I didnt managed to break into the top 3 ranking since Form 1, call me a lucky boy or what ). And people look at what the school I used to love more than everything including my ho's "Quote from Zack" gave me.

TADAAAAA!!!!!!!!

Yes a small 3 X 3 cm sheet of cheap A4 paper with the perkataan yang mengharukan "Congratulations". Wow it couldn't get any better when they rewarded me with the multipurpose "Mathematical instrument" which I used for mostly drawing a size of coconut. I have three words for them " Ribuan Terima Kasih.

I am currently in an absolutely jovial mood thanks Chelsea's Ivanovic for smashing Liverpool and virtually sending them out from the Champions League. It was a game that was mostly dominated by our very own players who worked very hard to win this game. In the end, Chelsea is returning to Stamford Bridge with a big advantage of 3 aways goals to Liverpool who only managed to score one goal. I slept for barely 4 hours today morning just to watch my favourite team playing and it worth every single minute of it !

Drogba pulling a stunning strike to score the third goal for Chelsea. I want to steal the line from Man Utd " Glory Glory Chelsea Chelsea"

Fly On The Wall

2009-04-02T21:03:00.005+08:00

I just have the sudden urge to blog after listening to Jonas Brothers " Burnin' Up" for no reason, anyway I just had a gift from heaven I supposed.

After doing being extremely nice to everyone around me including monkeys like Pooi Joe, Nel Shern and Xheng Yew. I supposed I deserve a little bit of fortune from heaven. There it goes a gift from heaven that allows me to transport around KL at first I was overjoyed knowing I was rewarded with a perfect gift from heaven. Don't call me a cheap skate just because I received a gift from heaven. After finishing my tuition then I walked to the nearby station eagerly awaiting to know how much balanced is in the card. I inserted the card into the machine " whatever it is called" and found it was worth a whooping RM0.70. Wow a 70 cents from heaven isn't just perfect enough right ?

My class was having a free period since the teacher was busy sitting around witnessing the spectacular " Prize Giving Day Rehearsal" then some of my peeps came out with something like this.

Sorry for the poor quality blame it on my phone.

It was overall a crappy piece of shit art. I have two words for that " It Sucks " but I just repeat I just have to post it in my blog.

Hannah Montana

2009-03-28T14:30:00.000+08:00

There are many interesting movies coming up ahead of the year 2009. Wow especially with Transformers 2, Terminator, Harry Potter, New Moon and the list goes on and on.

I bought the book by accident long time ago and I can't believed I just read 5 pages only. What a waste of money.

Well for my 12 years old bro and me are anticipating the movie known as HANNAH MONTANA THE MOVIE!

I am a always a big fan of Disney movies until now. The Incredible, Bugs Life, Bolt, HSM, Cheetah Girls, Alvin and The Chipmunks and the list never ending list. You want it, you name it! I've recently watched Dragonball and all I can say is, it sucks so bad except for the hot woman Jamie Chung if I'm not mistaken. It was since the year 2007 I guess when the show debuted in the Disney Channel and until now which is already in Season 3 I am still following every episode. The show is so addictive mainly because with Miley Cyrus ( who is sizzling super hot ) starring as the main character, Jason Earles dumbness and humurous acting and last but not least Rico unique way of laughing "MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA". I'm sure the movie would be good with their awesome songs. So yeah you people should watch the upcoming Hannah Montana The Movie and tell me whether is it good or not. After reading this you people are not going to call me childish kid who has an immature brain cos I'm not you clown! In conjunction of Earth Hour which is 30 minutes away from now, I will be switching off the lights cos I am going out for dinner. What a responsible earth citizen I am.

kasut baru.

2009-03-24T21:11:00.000+08:00

*Previous picture about the principal was deleted to prevent me from getting fired from school.

Well currently there is a sale in most of the sports shop. About last week I went to the Nike Shop in Mid Valley and recently I acquired a new pair of Nike since there is big or I might say around 30% discount. Since I last bought a new pair shoes which was about 1 and half year ago and it is already horrible like this.

My poor Adidas Superstar which is worn by my two ugly legs for the past 2 years. No wonder it is already like a rotten egg now.

Say hi to my new Nike Sweet Classic Suede. As sweet as it sounds, it looks like this. I hope this shoes really provide me a really sweet pleasant memories. Crap! I know it sounds gay. It looks sweetly like this:

I have done terribly is my first term exam and failed in most of the subjects especially Add Maths. Well incredibly I continued slacking and don't feel a little dissapointed at all. What is happening to me ? It seems like I don't give a shit on my studies. Like what I am doing right now, blogging during a normal schooldays especially on weekdays. Crap! I bet if I continue doing this I could end up being a waiter or bus driver.

Recently my mouth has been popping out ulcer. Damn it hurts like hell with the burning sensation everytime I drink or brushing my teeth. OUCH and it still hurts right now while I'm typing and its getting bigger and bigger day by day.

Quit Playing Game.

2009-03-22T20:50:00.000+08:00

It was a few days ago, I went to Mid Valley new foodcourt Oasis if I'm not mistaken. This banner really caught my eyes where it was written "50 % Discount Last Day One Day Only".

Then after few days I went to that particular place once more.

Wow! Their definition of " Last Day" is everyday. They are really smart to attract passerby's eyes there and I mean it. If you people do visit that food court, I hope you people do really understand by what they meant as "Last Day 50 % Discount". Is that how everyone here in the country do to catch attention from people? I guess it is pretty normal or should I say common in the country especially the owner of that food stall. Kudos to the owner of the food stall, you are caught in the act !

Chelsea Vs Liverpool

2009-03-21T22:01:00.000+08:00

Please don't tell me that I've been hit by the karma. Days after I made a mockery out of Man Utd, Chelsea was drew to play against Liverpool FC. Holy @#$%! After beating the hell out of Man Utd in Old Trafford, I suppose they can do anything at Stamford Bridge. But we as a blues are not just participating in the competition, I'm sure Chelsea will be at their maximum to kick Liverpool at their best out of the competition.
I hope I could lan ci Zack at the end of the day. I know it is impossible but as a loyal Chelsea I absolutely think it is possible.

Drogba would be blue-hot favourite to score like what he did last year in the semi-final against Liverpool. Prediction? I know it going to be extremely tough but I guess it would end up 3-2 aggregate with a win to Chelsea. Trust me people,my prophecy is most likely going to be true.

Lost !

2009-03-19T21:39:00.000+08:00

After a long wait for approximately 1 month and a half month. My poor ticket has even gone from white colour to yellow dirt colour. I am so frustrated for the fact that the organizer didn't even mention anything about the concert. I feel so lazy and bored with the way the organizer organized the concert. How could they make us wait so long without telling us the latest news about the concert? Well after a long wait I hope they will cancel the concert and refund our money.

The other ticket is Alison's. If I were to sell the ticket, who in the world wants to buy the ticket? Even if I sell it for rm50 I doubt anyone would be interested 2 buy from me. I guess there is only 3 ways to get rid of the ticket.

First, I should throw away the ticket to the rubbish bin and hope some lucky people would found the ticket.

Perhaps the ticket would fly to Bukit Tinggi in Pahang ?

Japan ?

Or London ?

Sometimes when I am hungry I can eat the ticket (Alison's one) to fill up my empty stomach. I hope it tastes better than the usual Instant Noodles.

I can give the ticket to our beloved principal Mr.Peter to catch his favourite singer LIVE in Malaysia. I am sure he loves the song Umbrella right ? I remember when he said " The way you dress depends on which occasion you are in, if you are in a party the girls can wear the mini skirts ( and his speech goes on and on and on).

I won't be suprised if I see Mr.Peter dressed up like Borat.

I wanted to put Mr.Peter's face on Borat picture but I changed my mind and leave the picture as it is. I know I suck at editting pictures but I least you people get a clear picture on what I'm writing right? I hope so.

*Previous picture was deleted to prevent me getting fired from school.

Chelsea The One And Only Blue.

2009-03-18T13:05:00.001+08:00

I used to be a Man Utd fan since watching football from small. It was in the year 2007 when I decided to switch to the blues following the resignation of Jose Mourinho. Despite watching the match where Chelsea lost 2-0 to Man Utd in Old Trafford and Obi Mikel being sent off. I was amazed by the way Chelsea play as a team with the assistance of the great Lampard and the unstoppable John Terry and I discovered watching Man Utd is just simply boring. Chelsea who was managed by Avram Grant finished the season amazingly by finishing runner-up in 3 competitions. The most heartbreaking moment was during the UCL Final in Moscow when John Terry missed the penalty which could allow him to lift the cup for the first time. For one week, I avoided the sport channels including ESPN and Starsports, I didnt even touched the newspaper for quite some time. I was not in the mood to watch any football matches and I was moody for many days. The day was July 2009 when my best friend Eng Nel Shern who supported Chelsea as well I have to seriously thank him. He brought me to the match with free tickets to catch Chelsea Vs Malaysia in Shah Alam Stadium. The match was the match of my lifetime I was able to see my favourite team performed with Lampard, Anelka, Terry and Cech with their eye-catching performance.

**That only picture is from kennysia.com.

Sorry I don't have a good camera. You won't be able to see the picture clearly.

The match was simply awesome as it was my first time witnessing a football match in a stadium packed with 50,000 people. More over, I with my very own eyes saw how Anelka scored with his cooly taken near range kick. The match finished 2-0 with Chelsea winning the game. Until now, I still owe Nel shern everything from offering me free tickets and taking me to the match. Thanks a lot Nel Shern!

The latest t-shirt is my brother's but still it shows how much I love Chelsea right. Now on the other hand, on 14 of March 2009. Man Utd the most arrogant team in England was taking on Liverpool. It is do-or-die match for Liverpool, so I read the paper in the morning and this is what I saw.

Wow, Rooney hates the kop for people who don't know, kop is the nickname for Liverpool FC. Due to his arrogance remark to the press I guess he was hit by the Karma. Well before the match me as a Chelsea Fan decided to have a deal with Liverpool fan ( Zack ) to kick Man Utd's ass.

The match finished.

The owner of Hublot must be a Liverpool fan.

Serve you right Man Utd. Chelsea gonna climb back to the top and snatch the title away from you. I would like to end with the song entitled Blue Is The Colour.

Blue is the colour, football is the game
We're all together and winning is our aim
So cheer us on through the sun and rain
Cos Chelsea, Chelsea is our name.

Fighting is losing

2009-03-18T01:27:00.000+08:00

I hope I can talk in peace as I assume u started to post it for the sake of fun. I decided to delete the previous post to prevent any controversy. Don't go around and tell people I am afraid of you cause I'm not and never will, I just feel it is the right thing to do that is to call for a truce. I thought it is better for you to stop visiting my blog and I will stop visiting your blog. I hope I can go back to my blogging days as I feel this isn't the right way to blog. Criticising people isn't my type to blog because I started this blog as I thought I can share my things with anyone who visits my blog. In the end when two people fight nobody wins so there is no point fighting for few days and actually gain nothing. From now on , I hope you could stop writing shit stuffs about me and as I am and will stop writing nasty and bad things about other people. However if you still intend to continue I don't give a shit about what you do, but please write about it in you very own blog, don't pollute my cbox. There is no point keeping anger on myself as I have a better things to do. I wasted my 72 hours thinking on what to write and insult you on my blog. I could have used that time to study and do some revision or even play some computer games and instead I refused to play my favourite games just to think on what to criticise you. In the end, I learnt a very good lesson that are fighting isn't going to solve the problems and keeping anger on ourselves is just a plain loser act. Yes I admit I am loser for wasting my time writing and researching just for criticising others. I hereby promise myself to never write nasty stuffs about people in my blog. I hope you people would forgive me on behalf of www.oversizedhippo.blogspot.com. Zhong Huang you can go anywhere you want but PLEASE don't ever get me involve in your isssue. I am never ashame to say sorry to everyone who have been affected by this issue. I know for the fact everyone makes mistake and me myself made a big mistake.

SORRY PEOPLE FOR CREATING SUCH A SHAMEFUL ACT IN THIS BLOG.

Help Uni

2009-03-08T18:26:00.000+08:00

A group of editorial board from SM went to the Help University including me. It was overall such a boring seminar which was supposed to be an "EDUCATIONAL" trip. We actually spent most of our 8 hours there sleeping and playing around. I was amazed by a group of students who actually came all the way from Seremban just to attend this boring seminar. It was mostly talking and talking and talking and talking from the lecturer gosh! How long do I have to type those just to describe to all you how boring was the seminar. Therefore to overcome our extreme boredom we actually did some stupid things. These pictures can be your evidence :

We took these pictures in the cafeteria which has pool table and a foosball table.

Xheng Yew looks so freaking gay and I have no idea what Kevin was doing. Maybe doing his signature move as a Weapon X. Wait is that how WeaponX aka Brian Dawkins tackle his opponent. Doing that gay-like move?

I look like a toad there, I did it on on purpose btw. ( I know most of you would surely say "U always look like a toad lah, Kenny")

Attempting to do the gangster pose but failed badly.

Group Picture with the one and only Ms Sharon. Note Something Nel Shern was terpaksa-ed by teacher to stand the front like because ..(you people should know why).

After wasting so much time, we decided to go Mid Valley. Then we walked to the main road and waited for taxis. There were five of us there, after waiting for at least 5 minutes we got ourselves a taxi. However only a maximum of four person were only allowed to sit the taxi. So as a good friend of Pooi Joe I teman him hoping to get another taxi. Knowing that taxis in Malaysia are punctual and have the best service among other develop countries. We waited for 20 minutes as I supposed it is common to wait for such a long time in this country.

(Pooi Joe's attempt to do the angry pose failed yet again)

After we waited for 30 minutes, we were so frustrated after a taxi refused to take us and his reason were "Banyak Jam lah nak ke Mid Valley", worst still there a taxi who just passed by without looking at us.

I wonder why are those taxi drivers call themselves taxi drivers.

We waited for 45 minutes and I cant afford to wait anymore. Therefore , there was only one way to get ourselves a taxi. So I meditated, calling the "Jersus Cries" Quote by Xheng Yew. Read his blog at www.slaveofsm.blogspot.com. Just for you to know . Xheng Yew misspelled or rather spelled "Jersus Cries" on purpose instead of "Jesus Christ". I bet people like Kevin Gomez and Zachary Tan would surely feel offended by his remark. Blame it on him okay, who wants to know his address please feel free to email me.

Finally, after all the hard worked meditating we finally got ourselves a limousine from heaven. Which cost us RM5.30 to Mid Valley, we felt so blessed to received such a blessing from Xheng Yew's "Jersus" pronounced as JARR-SESS.

**Disclaimer: All stated/mentioned might not be referring to the characters as written above. The post above was solely written on joke purposes (Even so you don't feel it's funny). There was no racism, discrimination, or religiousm (whatever u wanna call it) involved.

(P.S) Most of the bad qualities pictures are taken by Elizabeth. Don't blame it on me because my camera isn't that bad, you know ?

2009-03-06T20:24:00.000+08:00

Wow it has been awhile since I last updated my blog. Its just one week right ? Anyway let me summarize all the things that happened since I last updated my blog. First I was involved in a fight with my pal Pooi Joe after he elbowed and he said it was an accident. Most of my friends would surely know I am very bad-tempered person and easily get angry. I got so frustrated then I pushed PJ until he nearly hit the sharp edge of the white board. The fight reminded me of the fight in Stamford Bridge in the match between Chelsea vs Man utd when Patrice Evra who in that situation is similar to PJ while me who is the Chelsea staff who was winning and dominating most of the fight which is similar to me. Which like this :

I know its weird to see someone get beaten up and yet smiling happily like that. Sadly I cant find a better picture of his face.

Anyway, I've heard from the radio that Rihanna is coming on the 12th of March which is on THURSDAY and worse still I am having an exam the next day. I told u Axcess Ticket is such an #!@hole. They by far is the worst organizer, how could they set up a concert on the bloody thursday? and and Kevin is organizing a trip to Genting on the following day. What a bloody hectic week coming up ahead, and yes I don't really care about the first exam oh wait its not even an exam its a test.

2009-02-28T20:22:00.000+08:00

After the long wait for the Rihanna Concert, I was wondering when will the organizer Axcess Ticket will at least announce the fix date of the concert. I am so frustrated going to their website almost everyday reading this

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The worst part was they wrote "The Replacement date will be confirmed by artist management within 2 weeks from now", wow that means everytime I visit the website the concert will be on two weeks from that day. For instance I visit the website on the 10th of February, they meant the concert will be on the 24th of February and if I go to the website the next day it will be on the 25th of February. I know for the fact Rihanna was brutally beaten up or I should say abused by Chris Brown.

I felt sorry for rihanna who suffered suffered: two "huge contusions" on both sides of her forehead, a bloody lip and bloody nose. Chris Brown was such an asshole for assaulting the young and talented Rihanna. Who could every thought the multi-talented Chris Brown who was famous for singing "Forever" and "Kiss Kiss" brutally assaulted and worst still bit her.

On the other side, the poor organized Axcess Tickets seems to be forgetting or at least updating the latest news about the concert. Reading at the condition of Rihanna it looks like the concert is going to be canceled. I am waiting and waiting and waiting for 2 weeks without knowing when the concert is. Who is to be blame ? The organizer or Chris Brown ?

2009-02-24T19:12:00.000+08:00

-The picture is so obvious i wasnt going to dunk.But who cares ?

This was the picture showing me flying in the sky. Much credit goes to my friend Eng Nel Shern who gathered all his thoughts in his super large brain to take this picture.

I also have my picture perfect moment, this was drawn by Mr.Mohd Kent Hu, haih I gotta admit he is a very creative person well at least u are good at something right Kent ? The picture was taken during Physics class which was conducted by our class favourite teacher Mr.Dominic Anille, is that how u spell his name ? I got no idea. All he did in class for 120 minutes was measuring the length of an A4 paper and spending the rest of 1hr20mins finding the definition of physics. How awesome was our physics class ?
This picture symbolize that we are good students of 4S. The best part was, it seems I was flying up on the air. Yes No ? U judge by yourself.

My friends

2009-02-20T22:40:00.000+08:00

Since most of my friends are all blogging about their friends. I think i should take some of my time writing about my friends in SM, well its gonna be different from them. Instead im writing this all from my head. So guys lets turn on the serious mode shall we ? First and foremost i bet most of my friends will surely know who im gonna write first. For sure its Foong Pooi Joe , i knew him since Form1 orientation day. Without knowing how to speak the chinese language, i thought i was gonna find trouble finding friends that time. But the first person i encountered was PJ, this guy here has a great personality. I somehow reckon I have somekind of telepathy reaction with him because we thought the same thing most of the times. I have to admit he sucks so bad at sports, i knew for the fact that he is trying his best to his maximum. But sadly his quite "good" at his studies ( sorry PJ but im still better than you), not to brag here we both got straight a's for our pmr exams with him encouraging me to keep on playing DOTA before and after exams. We both shared the same idea to play computer games to the max even its before the pmr exams and we both studied and focused to our maximum too. Next its my friend Nel Shern, I have to admit he is quite abnormally short among all of us but this guy here has super-brain. He is able to master Mathematics in just a few handcount. He can smile for 5 hours non-stop and amazingly he has a super-size big forehead, maybe he's another clone of the flowerhorn fish.Next Im going to write about a gay guy known as HuXhengU, this guy used to be shorter than me but now... haih. This guy tend to spiked up his "awesome" hairstyle, but sadly most people are dissapointed with his terrible hairstyle. I knew him since Year 5 when I was involved in a "GANG" fight and i remember i kicked him in his stomach.Out of nowhere he seeked his revenge by kicking my ass before I ran hide behind my teacher's skirt. I always to believe to save the best for last therefore next im gonna introduce to u all Mr. Kevin Edward Gomez. I think i can sleep halfway writing his names.This guy proclaim he is a mixed blood with Indian, Chinese and German( u'll find in the history book, it was written the german migrated to India around 1800 BC lol i dont know when was it seriously ). This guy is always a victim of
racist abuse( LOL joking) and he stand up and proudly said he has a chinese blood. He has a talent at cracking jokes out of nowhere ( obviously im better at making ppl laugh). This guy has a very good sense of humour and currently is one of my NFl followers. For writing such a long post this time , I think I should reward myself with this picture.

I met Akon

2009-02-18T21:43:00.000+08:00

Look who I saw, it's AKON Baby ! I cant believe for the fact that Akon eats Maggie Mee Goreng and drinks Teh Ais in Mamak Stall nearby Pudu Bus Station. Maybe he was deciding whether to marry his long time girlfriend Siti Muhammad Akon Nur Ain ( the fat lady beside eating with him). We first discovered when JinYip was singing with his gay voice "Right Now" NaNaNa and Akon started to dance his african belly dancing. What a coincidence to meet such a big star Akon at mamak stall. Kevin Gomez our fellow veteran Corner Back was very proud indeed to show u people out there all over Malaysia that he met the famous Akon. Dont be suprised if some of u meet him in a Chicken Rice shop nearby your house!

Bio at Martin

2009-02-15T19:58:00.000+08:00

I declare myself as a future butcher in the next 10 years. I have a few evidence to prove my hidden talent. Note : I'm not a Man utd fan the reason I wore that shirt cos I was beaten up by a creature named Weapon X and he forced me to wear that cheap skate piece of trash. For your information, that shirt was a christmas gift by a beggar in Pudu street no way in the world im gonna a spend a single cent for that trash. Those 3 stinky ~~low-class~~ people are begging me to take picture of their ~~retard~~ faces. Those 3 idiots were begging me to get publicity in my blog. Therefore we four made a deal , all of them are now officially my workers. I bet i can take advantage from three of them, maybe ill use xheng yew to take my school bags daily and carrying some heavy materials in my house. Next ill use nel shern to buy under 12 years old tickets in funfair in order to get 50 % discount. Hmph im still thinking on how to "USE" that gay pink colour shirt guy named Clarence perhaps ill sell him to Weapon X for 50 cents.Im quite smart u know?

Most of my friends know i have a big-gigantic-metal-like-super-strong legs. My friends including Kevin Awkward who always GO-MEZ up his small testis are all jealous of my beautiful legs.It was yesterday when my friends challenged me to show how strong my legs are. BEWARE DON GET JEALOUS ON WHAT U ARE GOING TO SEE .......
I just used one of my legs to DESTROY THE LIFE OF A POOR LITTLE RAT. OK OK i know all of u who are looking at the picture are all doing the *HAAAAAAAAAAAA* sound. My friends who witness the most historic moment in their life were all fascinated by my legs. The rat was running at 50km/h and my legs moving at 55km/h just crushed the life of a rat.

2009-02-08T01:34:00.000+08:00

Say Hi to my ticket, which enables me to sing along UMBRELLA-ELLA-ELLA with my date Rihanna. Anyway i just discovered my hidden talent which took me at least 15 years 3 Months and 7 days, that is Designing T-shirts !!!!!!!!! Look what I did to nick's.

Nick was overjoyed and his life was filled with happiness after i was FATED to spill my ice cream on his shirt. Soon after i just discovered what am i good at , so you people out there im giving a 50% discount if u nid my MAGIC HANDS to paint that magnificent piece of art design. I have no doubt that ill put the smile on ur face after i cast my spell on ur shirt.

2009-02-04T23:26:00.000+08:00

Have u all heard abt the rihanna's concert on the Feb 13. Well for me Ive been planning to go for the concert since a few weeks ago. I even wasted my money and time to buy XPax just to get that tiny little 30% discount. I was so happy today knowing that my friends are both going to the concert with the RM198. I started the day with the happy-mood and I waited for farking 30 MINUTES to board to the bloody KTM. I was also all smiled when i entered California Fitness knowing I'll be having super-fun at the concert. After leaving the fitness, I was spirited running with my maximum speed to the RockCorner I was told that the ticket for rm198 was SOLD OUT@#!!@$@#!#@%!^@$%~$@^~

I WAS SO SUPER DULAN I TELL U, HOW I WISH I COULD HAVE WHACK A FEW OF MY FRIENDS FOR DELAYING!!!!!!!!!! AFTER ALL MY EFFORTS TO BEG MY FATHER TO BUY ME THE XPAX AND ALL I GET IS ACTUALLY NOTHING ?

Well after discussing my friend we decided to go for the rm158, if the tickets are also sold out too i think im going extremely mad. I could tell u all my friends bak kata pepatah " Bila Kenny MaRAH, bola anda akan berdaRAH". HOW I WISH THOSE TWO WORDS "SOLD OUT" never existed.

2009-02-03T16:40:00.000+08:00

Note : This isnt a true story, i am just writing this for fun :)

I went to the Pasar Malam and i actually saw this. Wow i thought Rm4 for a rabbit and a burger its actually very cheap. I mean where in the world could you actually find rabbit and a burger in the same stall.

Me Burger Seller
Me: Bang rabbit burger satu.
Burger Seller : Tunggu Sekejap

After waiting for a while the guy took a piece of meat and fried the meat together with the bread on the cooking utensil (the black thing i don't know what is it called). Then i asked the seller " Bang mana rabbit dan burger saya"?. He was looking at me with == looks. I actually thought he would deliver me this.......

New Principal

2009-02-03T16:19:00.000+08:00

Today was actually a normal schooling day i supposed but that was before i went in to the assembly hall. I was then expecting some boring speech by Mrs Emmanuel but right after she announced Mr.A.R Peter was our new school principal i was bloody surprised, he was the Ex-principal of WMS. Just for u all to know , i was actually forced by both of my parents to enter the school's exams and i FAILED uncountable times and my parents kept on going to the school trying to appeal for a place in the school. To my surprised , he actually chose to serve in our rubbish school and i guess it will be a big blunder of his life. But anyway I am now looking to see him as our new school principal and I wish him all the best to cope wif the monkeys in sm.

First Post

2009-02-03T00:57:00.000+08:00

Hello people , im new to this blogging world so i would appreciate if u guys give me some advice. I would like to thank Alison who actually helped me out to organize things and editing stuffs. Anyway , i promise to update my blog whenever i can and i'll try to stay active. So watch out for my next post.

2009-02-03T00:24:00.001+08:00

official launching of my blog :P